Race 12 - Day 12
Crew Diary - NEW YORK, USA TO DERRY-LONDONDERRY, NORTHERN IRELAND
02 July

Newbie Part 4 by Lorne Merkur

Pronunciation: new.be

Definitions: 1. New inexperienced joiner to a group 2. Doesn't know sh*t

12 things we discussed whilst on spinnaker watch:

ONE big fat hen
TWO ducks
THREE plump partridges
FOUR screaming wild geese
FIVE bones from a Macedonian horse
SIX slinking centipedes subtly slurping sangria
SEVEN scintillating sailors sacked for insubordination
EIGHT elegant elephants embarking on a voyage from Madagascar to Eurasia
NINE nimble nobleman nonchalantly nibbling non-Paris
TEN tipsy tailors timidly tickling a terrified titmouse
ELEVEN electric eels embroidering endlessly
TWELVE tired telemedders totally talking nonsense

Shout outs:

L'ishti hayikra ani ohev otach m'od m'od. Loni. Hi mom xx

Jules and Andy - looking forward to staying at yours - get the BBQ ready :) Elaine xx